Sorry, very old this, but the winner of our Totally Unofficial World Cup Competition is Planeshift, who blogs here. Nobody scored a point after the final update I gave here, so in the event of a tie I say who wins. On balance, I reckon awarding the prize to the non-Sharpener is most likely to see us ducking complaints to Ofcrapcomp, or whatever body is supposed to be regulating these matters.

So, Planeshift, I’m emailing you *now*. Prepare to be dazzled by our munificence.

The BBC website has a reasonably sensible, if not impartial, article by a sports shooter about guns – specifically, on how they’re fun and basically safe, except for the very rare occasions when evil people get hold of them and go massacring.

Unsurprisingly, the ‘have your say’ comments are full of the usual suspects saying things like “aha, you said ‘except sometimes’. How dare you expect even one innocent person to die for your fun?” This argument is generally hard to refute without sounding callous, but it’s wrong.

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